Narrator: (BETWEEN THIS AND THE NEXT PANEL, T-REX LEARNS ABOUT TREES)
T-Rex: I planted a fruit tree! Now to enjoy some FREE DELICIOUS FRUITS...
T-Rex: ...IN TWENTY YEARS??
Dromiceiomimus: Hence the saying "You plant pears for your heirs" T-Rex!
T-Rex: Nobody told me that saying! All I saw was the tree store having a big sale on trees, and then I did the math and realized I'd come out ahead if I SEIZED THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION, by which I mean, owned a tree.
Utahraptor: "The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is today."
T-Rex: Come ON, man!
T-Rex: If the best time to plant was 20 years ago, then CLEARLY the second-best time would have been a day later, i.e., 19 years and 364 days ago. I am not here for PLATITUDES, Utahraptor. From now on I want only accurate, freebased TRUTH.
T-Rex: And also free fruit.
Narrator: AND SO:
Off panel: Good morning, T-Rex! The weather today is sunny. The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. Today is the seven thousandth three hundred and fifth best day to plant a tree. You aren't even in the top 5000.
T-Rex: Mmmm, so accurate!
