T-Rex: I used to be a cool teen!
T-Rex: I had cool teen interests like sex and pizza and probably others!!
T-Rex: But now I'm an ADULT and I got excited about a dimmer switch the other day. A three-way dimmer switch! That's all it took to get me jazzed!!
Dromiceiomimus: Oooh, those aren't cheap!
T-Rex: RIGHT?? But now my lights are dimmed to my exact specifications from TWO separate locations!!
Utahraptor: Look at Old Man Moneybags over here with his three-way dimmers!
T-Rex: Yes, look at me! It's great!
T-Rex: I found the ceiling lights occasionally UNCOMFORTABLY BRIGHT and wished to upgrade my switches AND MY LIFE, and I did so, who among us can say they wouldn't do the same??
Utahraptor: Suit yourself! I'm off to have some hot pizza and cool sex!!
Narrator: LATER, UTAHRAPTOR ASKS T-REX FOR A DRIVE HOME FROM THE PIZZA AND SEX PLACE:
T-Rex: Wow, look how bright the lights are in this sex room!!
T-Rex: RIDICULOUS.
