T-Rex: The first photo ever taken of you is the "before" picture...
T-Rex: ...and every photo after is really just the most current "after" picture!!
Dromiceiomimus: Before and after what?
T-Rex: EVERYTHING that happens in YOUR LIFE, baby! Wanna see what GOING TO SCHOOL can do to a person? Well heck, here's me before and here's me after! As you can see, it aged me YEARS.
T-Rex: And don't get me started on what having a JOB can do to you!
Utahraptor: Damn, man!
Utahraptor: I saw a picture of my grandfather when he was 6 and one when he was 80 and I gotta say - it showed. You could definitely tell that WHATEVER this dude had been doing, it had aged him a LOT. DECADES.
T-Rex: True, true!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: People taking food photos are just getting the before of the next time they go to the toi--
Off panel: NO
Off panel: NO
Off panel: NOBODY TAKES PHOTOS OF THAT
