T-Rex: Babysitting would be a lot easier if all babies ACTUALLY did was sit!
T-Rex: But nooooooo!
T-Rex: They roll and they crawl and they pee and poop and puke, and that list of verbs? Baby, it goes on! THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A COMPLETE LIST OF BABY VERBS! T-Rex: Honestly, sometimes I think that OTHER species who just lay eggs and peace out have the right idea. Now THAT'S easy parenting!
Utahraptor: Like snakes or geckos, who abandon their young? T-Rex: Sure!
Utahraptor: Or pandas, who have twins half the time but care for only one of them? T-Rex: Uh - Utahraptor: Or sand tiger sharks, who eat their littermates in the womb so that only the strongest survive?
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE "DINOSAURS REPRODUCE LIKE THAT" UNIVERSE! T-Rex: Babysitting would be a lot easier if all babies ACTUALLY did was sit! Off panel: 〚tiny〛 uncle t-rex, i was born not just a cannibal, but the most successful cannibal from a SET of baby cannibals T-Rex: Oh my god, I KNOW
What are the haps my friends
February 9th, 2022:This comic is inspired by the wonderful constellation of life on Earth!!!!