Narrator: FOUR TIMES T-REX NEARLY DIED
Narrator: a summary
T-Rex: Hah hah!

T-Rex: Yeah, there's been a couple a' close calls!

Narrator: 2009: HEATING A LAVA LAMP ON HIS STOVE
T-Rex: Turns out, heating them on a stove makes them explode!
Dromiceiomimus: Of course it does! It's hot water in a sealed container! T-Rex. You DIDN'T.
T-Rex: I got bored before mine got hot enough!!

Narrator: 2013: ATE TOO FAST
T-Rex: Did you know you can Heimlich yourself?
Utahraptor: DID YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO??

Narrator: 2023: LEAVING A PARTY 33 SECONDS LATER THAN INTENDED, THUS AVOIDING A COLLISION:
T-Rex: Wait, that's in the future! Which party? WHICH PARTY DO I NEED TO LEAVE 33 SECONDS LATER THAN INTENDED??
Utahraptor: I guess all of them, now?
T-Rex: Maaaaaan

Narrator: 2045: BEING MISIDENTIFIED AS "CHAIR" BY FACIAL SCANNER IN THE AI WARS:
T-Rex: WHAT
T-Rex: is HAPPENING