T-Rex: A lot of writing guides say to avoid the passive voice!
T-Rex: Wait, pardon me.
T-Rex: The passive voice is said to be avoided by a lot of writing guides!
T-Rex: But you know what? Those guides are WRONG. I say, let the subject hide in your sentences! I say, let OBJECTS take the fall for once!
Dromiceiomimus: Active voice again, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Let the fall be taken by objects, is what is being said by me!!
Utahraptor: Kinda seems like these guides might actually be correct.
T-Rex: Hah! UNLIKELY!
T-Rex: Language is a beautiful constellation of POSSIBILITY, and style guides just reflect the results of GRAMMATICAL POPULARITY CONTESTS for BASIC NORMIES. Me? I walk a different road.
Utahraptor: Ahem.
T-Rex: A different road is walked by me.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Mistakes were made
