T-Rex: Worried you've forgotten how to be fun in a conversation? Well worry no longer, because I've got -
Narrator: WAYS TO BE MORE INTERESTING IN CONVERSATION
T-Rex: The first thing to do when someone asks you a question, respond with "you know I can't talk about that". It makes you mysterious!
Dromiceiomimus: What if they ask follow up questions?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex: You know I can't talk about that!!
Utahraptor: So far you seem more annoying than interesting.
T-Rex: Aha!
T-Rex: So you would think, but wait till you hear my SECOND tip, which is instead of saying "um" or "uhh" when you're not sure what to say next, say "hold on, this went better in the simulation". It hints that you're simulating conversations, perhaps REALITY ITSELF, and I for one want to know more!
Off panel: And now if I criticize this idea you're going to say it went better in the simulation, yeah?
T-Rex: Oh, GOD no!
T-Rex: No bud, this is already going better than like 85% of 'em.
