T-Rex: I did it! I actually, finally did it!

T-Rex: I USED UP A WHOLE TUBE OF LIP BALM!!

T-Rex: That's NEVER happened before - they always get lost or whatever! I didn't even know for sure they HAD a bottom.
T-Rex: And yet HERE I AM, rubbing my lips on the scratchy plastic part because all the good goo is gone!!

Utahraptor: That's nothing! I recently used up a whole PEN!
T-Rex: DAMN, FRIEND. What was it like?

Utahraptor: I'd like to say "thrilling", but honestly, my whole life has been thrilling EVER SINCE. It turns out buying a pen and using it up is the secret to unlocking an endlessly exciting and deeply satisfying life! And it's available to anyone who can use a pen up without losing it!!

T-Rex: Okay well despite a lifetime of effort that's never happened for me, which makes me think it won't ever happen in the time I have left, but I'm so happy for you!!
Off panel: Cool, thanks.
Off panel: Well I'm off to space