T-Rex: My grocery store enemy didn't want to blood feud with me.
T-Rex: My grocery store enemy didn't even know who I was!!
T-Rex: I had this whole feud in my head and he didn't even KNOW me. BRUTAL.
Dromiceiomimus: So that just heightened your feud, yeah?
T-Rex: No, it doesn't! It takes two to feud, and with just ME emotionally invested in it, it's nothing!
Utahraptor: So a feud is like love mixed with hate then, yeah?
T-Rex: It's WAY more than that.
T-Rex: A feud's more obsessive than love, and has a rivalry that hate can't hope to match. It's one of the most uncommon relationships, one of the most UNIQUE and RAREST emotional states, and, I'm afraid, it's one that will remain forever closed off to me.
Utahraptor: Sorry man.
Floating Batman head: t-rex, me and the joker feud all the time!
T-Rex: I know, Batman, I'm so jealous!!
Floating Batman head: it gives us both access to the full breadth of emotional experience, with feelings beyond the reach of even the poets!
T-Rex: I know, I know!!
