God: T-REX WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FLAVOUR OF ICE CREAM
T-Rex: What?!
T-Rex: Aren't you GOD?
T-Rex: Don't YOU know?!
God: LOOK YOU CAN'T RESPOND WITH "AREN'T YOU GOD DON'T YOU KNOW" TO EVERY QUESTION I ASK
God: IT'S CALLED "HAVING A CONVERSATION" LOOK IT UP
God: THERE'S A GIVE AND TAKE
T-Rex: How can you have a conversation with someone omniscient?! They'd know everything I'm gonna say!
Utahraptor: Sure!
Utahraptor: And if free will is a thing, it's even worse because then they'd know not just WHAT you say, but also everything else you COULD'VE said and the maddeningly similar alternate universes that creates. Seems to me like it'd be a huge pain to keep track of!!
God: SEE HE GETS IT
T-Rex: God, have you ever -
God: LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
God: YES
