T-Rex: Welcome to my podcast, "T-Rex on Type". Today we're talking about my favourite typefaces, or "fonts", which is what we do every episode!

T-Rex: Today we've got a special guest: Dromiceiomimus!

Dromiceiomimus: Hi, T-Rex. My favourite typefaces are three all tied for first. Comic Sans, ESPECIALLY on résumés, then Papyrus, especially on résumés, then Impact, but only for body text and NEVER for headlines, and also on résumés. I just find they help you be taken seriously, you know?
T-Rex: Okay this was a mistake bye!!

T-Rex: Wait, Utahraptor's here. Our next guest is Utahraptor!
Utahraptor: The fonts I hate are much more obscure!

Utahraptor: And I hate them for much more obscure reasons, like inconsistent ligatures and wildly inaccurate kerning suggestions.
T-Rex: This podcast was still a mistake, bye!!

T-Rex: Oh wait!
T-Rex: Be sure to buy a mattress through the mail, bye again!!