T-Rex: Civilization!
T-Rex: It's technically produced everything you love that wasn't hunted or gathered!
T-Rex: So we gotta give it SOME props! But so too has it been RESPONSIBLE for every bad thing that's EVER happened outside of a state of nature, so it's got a lot to answer for. More than any other invention in history, actually!
Utahraptor: Well, you take the sour with the sweet!
T-Rex: You sure do!
Utahraptor: But really, since it's our defining technological achievement, isn't discussing whether civilization is good or bad just a proxy for discussing whether WE'RE good or bad??
T-Rex: Oh damn!
Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: My new opinion is that civilization rules actually, and is also VERY handsome
