T-Rex: I once wanted to do good work in my life, but now I've decided to think bigger!
T-Rex: Now I want to do things that are remembered even AFTER I'm dead!
Dromiceiomimus: But remembrance doesn't last forever, T-Rex, which means you've ACTUALLY set up a SCORING SYSTEM for LIFE, defined as "your year of birth, minus the year in which you are finally forgotten".
T-Rex: So now a life has... points??
Dromiceiomimus: Yep! I mean, it'd be the absolute value of that formula, but you get the idea!
Utahraptor: Plus you could just be a FAMOUSLY horrible person and still get a lot of points!
T-Rex: Right.
T-Rex: Well, all I wanted was to be a better person, but instead - and within seconds of leaving my house - I accidentally set up a framework for evaluating a life in which Hitler could come in #1.
T-Rex: I think I'm going back to bed!
Off panel: Fair!!