God: T-REX WHAT THINGS DO YOU BELIEVE BUT CAN'T PROVE
T-Rex: Oh gosh, tons!

T-Rex: And they're all really great and rational!!

T-Rex: For example, I truly believe that when someone posts something incredibly stupid online, they're a kid. They're a literal child saying baby thoughts, but we don't KNOW that, so tons of adult chumps take them seriously and end up spending their finite lives dissecting some 12-year-old kid's opinions. And that's insane!

Utahraptor: But sometimes you can PROVE they're actually adults with the bad opinions!
T-Rex: Nah.

T-Rex: See, PRETENDING to be an adult online is absolutely something a 12-year-old would do.
Utahraptor: With photos? And an online trail of evidence going back years? Come on.
T-Rex: Please, who has more time to waste on that than a kid??

Off panel: T-Rex, sometimes there's VIDEO. These are real adults posting this stuff, and we --
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR
T-Rex: THIS THIN AND FRAGILE BELIEF IS CURRENTLY SUPPORTING MY ENTIRE SENSE OF WELL-BEING
T-Rex: PLEASE TREAD CAREFULLY