T-Rex: Bad news, everyone!! Horrible news, really!
T-Rex: Turns out we're all trapped inside our own bodies and minds and can never truly know another!!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait, are you serious? No way, that sucks!
T-Rex: I know it sucks, it sucks so bad! It brings me no joy to report that you can be best friends with someone and yet they can STILL surprise you, revealing hitherto unknown truths about themselves!
Dromiceiomimus: Boooooo
T-Rex: You think you know someone's unfathomable multitudes, but then BAM: more multitudes!!
Utahraptor: Horrible!
T-Rex: It happened because a dear friend who I always saw as gentle and calm told me a story about work in which she was a hard-core unflappable BADASS! She replayed what she said when firing someone with cause and it felt like she was firing ME!
Utahraptor: DAMN!
Off panel: Yeah, that's enough to induce an epistemological revelation.
T-Rex: IT SURE WAS!! Now I understand we can never truly know one another!!
T-Rex: Also now I'm scared all the time, haha