T-Rex: You know those self-help books that use popular culture as a way to explore personal development concepts? Well guess what, babies?!
T-Rex: I can do that too!
T-Rex: With STAR TREK STUFF.
Dromiceiomimus: Ooh, so like, lessons in leadership taken from Picard and so on?
T-Rex: I'm more focused on the tech, you know? Like, "Galaxy-class starships can separate into two pieces to be more efficient. Do the same by learning to write with both hands simultaneously!"
T-Rex: "Remember: you can't beam at warp without matching speeds. 'Match speeds' in your relationships."
Utahraptor: Ooh!
T-Rex: "You can't beam through shields, emotional or otherwise, so be sure to stand down from red alert once in a while."
Utahraptor: That's good, but man, imagine NOT having emotional shields up 24/7?! Hah! The very idea!!
T-Rex: *sad, wistful sigh*
T-Rex: ...Uh, I would like to stress that my sigh was for reasons UNRELATED to ANY vulnerability??