T-Rex: I've lived in the same place for a long time. Ah, the memories. If these walls could talk, the stories they would tell!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE WALLS CAN TALK:
T-Rex: Today sucks, AS USUAL!
T-Rex: My walls kept me up last night! Eastern was gossiping with Northern about South-East, and she was RIGHT THERE. Incredibly awkward.
Dromiceiomimus: Oh god. My walls kept telling me boring stories about the boring family that lived there 50 years ago. Listen: never move into an old building.
Utahraptor: I've got old-timey walls too, and they're RACIST!
T-Rex: Oh NO!
Utahraptor: YES. You know how your grandparents are like, 15% more racist than baseline and they think it's normal? I HAVE CIVIL WAR ERA WALLS. It's just - I have to destroy this building. It's the only way. God damn.
T-Rex: I'm sorry, man.
Off panel: Ah, it's not so bad. I get to hire a demolition crew that specializes in Racist Buildings and only employs minorities.
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: Our world is a nightmare of endless surveillance and chatter, but there's some good spots!!