Narrator: YOU ALL SAW ME ACCIDENTALLY CALL THE TEACHER "MOM"
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T-Rex: Hi! So, that was a thing!

T-Rex: And yes, if it were a hundred years ago I would just beg my parents to move me to a new town so I could start a new life where I'd never have to see any of you ever again, and thereby give myself the chance - just the chance! - to one day live a normal life. But no, oh no, we had to invent things like "birth certificates" and "social media" and "pervasive corporate surveillance" and now THAT'S impossible.

Utahraptor: But T-Rex - school was years ago!!
Utahraptor: You're an adult now!

Utahraptor: You've made new friends, none of whom know about that one time you called a teacher "mom"! Your shame is forever in the past! YOU'RE FINALLY FREE!!
T-Rex: Oh!
T-Rex: Oh, Utahraptor.

Narrator: AS HE BROUGHT US OUR FOOD THE WAITER SAID "ENJOY YOUR MEAL" AND I SAID "THANKS, YOU TOO"
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T-Rex: There is ALWAYS more shame