T-Rex: I just saw a movie that was terrific! Really great! So great, in fact...

T-Rex: ...that it's made all other movies RETROACTIVELY WORSE!

T-Rex: Why do we have to wait for once every several years for something to be this spectacular?? Why CAN'T movies always be this good? I'm sure everyone involved in making movies WANTS them to be great because then they make more money and we have all agreed to pretend that in capitalism that's everyone's sole motivating factor, so why doesn't this happen more often??

Utahraptor: Different people have different tastes, so maybe that's it!
T-Rex: I thought that too!

T-Rex: But this movie is UNIVERSALLY LOVED, so that can't be it! And while I'm using "universally" in the "Earth only" sense, it wouldn't surprise me to realize it was being used in a more literal sense as well!!
Utahraptor: I guess... making movies is hard, and it's rare for everything to go right??

Narrator: LATER, T-REX HAS A BITE OF A SANDWICH THAT IS OF SIMILAR CALIBER:
T-Rex: Damn girl, my life keeps getting retroactively worse and I'm continually realizing that experiences I thought were great actually kinda sucked...
T-Rex: ...and I'm LOVING IT