T-Rex: Ah yes. Time to go home, relax, unwind, and decompress by pondering many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore!
T-Rex: And I will begin this process at midnight sharp, AS IS MY WONT.
T-Rex: It's how I like to spend ALL my bleak Decembers. And YES, the silken sad uncertain rustling of my purple curtains DOES have the chance of thrilling me while, at the same time, also filling me with fantastic terrors never seen before - but it's a risk I'M willing to take. Just as long as nobody knocks on my door!!
Utahraptor: Plagiarizing Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven, I see!
T-Rex: Aha! I'm NOT!
T-Rex: I'm ADAPTING it for a new format (first person foreshadowy narrative) and, since it's out of copyright, that means NOBODY CAN STOP ME! It's in the PUBLIC DOMAIN!
Utahraptor: Even if your version is objectively worse?
T-Rex: ESPECIALLY if my version is OBJECTIVELY WORSE!!
T-Rex: Which it IS
T-Rex: Because writing is HARD
T-Rex: And I need to work on my SELF-ESTEEM
