T-Rex: Many folks have heard OF the ocean, but don't really know many true facts about it. But that's all changing, with these...
Narrator: TRUE FACTS ABOUT:
Narrator: THE OCEAN
T-Rex: 70% of the Earth's surface is covered by oceans! Without oceans, the story of Earth would've been completely different, as early cultures would not have been restricted to their continent!
Dromiceiomimus: Does this make oceans DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for every bad thing that ever happened to us in history, and CONTINUES to happen to us today??
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex: It absolutely does!!
Utahraptor: If you breathe ocean water only, you'll die!
T-Rex: The same goes for drinking it!
T-Rex: Oceans have killed many times - and will kill again! If you get your face caught between rocks at low tide, you'll drown when the tide comes in. As we cannot destroy the ocean, this makes it a constant, non-zero threat to ALL our lives - and the only escape is by something ELSE killing you first!
T-Rex: Despite all this, the ocean doesn't ACTUALLY want to kill you!! Scientifically it's incapable of thought, which means despite its unremitting threat and hostility, it cannot be held legally responsible for murder!! Without a brain, IT SIMPLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND REASON!
