Narrator: THE ALL-TIME BEST TRENDS IN VISUAL ART
T-Rex: Chrome balls hovering over a checkerboard!
T-Rex: LOVE IT
Dromiceiomimus: Pre-Renaissance paintings where nobody had figured out how to draw babies yet, so everyone just drew just tiny adult men running around.
T-Rex: OMG
T-Rex: SO GOOD
Utahraptor: Naked mammals in clams, EXCEPT the Birth of Venus, which is WAY too mainstream.
T-Rex: Solid!
T-Rex and Utahraptor: That thing where you buy an old painting at a thrift store but then paint a dinosaur or a Mario into it!
T-Rex: AHHHH IT'S NEVER NOT GOOD
Narrator: THIS CONCLUDES THE ALL-TIME BEST TRENDS IN ART.
T-Rex: A theoretical art containing all these elements would attain perfection, thereby ending the universe as its ultimate purpose will have been achieved!
T-Rex: SO FRIGGIN DON'T DO THAT, ARTISTS!!
