T-Rex: Success! People want it, but do they REALLY know what it is?

God: YEAH MAN THEY SURE DO
T-Rex: Oh!

God: IT'S WHEN EVERYTHING GOES YOUR WAY AND THE THINGS YOU SET OUT TO DO ALL GET DONE
T-Rex: Wow! That sounds great!
God: TAKE IT FROM ME
God: THE GUY WHO INVENTED A WHOLE UNIVERSE
God: IT TOTALLY RULES

Utahraptor: But wouldn't it get boring being successful ALL the time?
T-Rex: Nope!

T-Rex: If you got bored, you could just set out to be less successful, AND THEN SUCCEED AT THAT. When you've got success, everything's perfect! Everything's great!
T-Rex and Utahraptor: And THAT'S why everyone wants to be successful!!

T-Rex: Meanwhile, I burned my grilled cheese sandwich today: a meal so simple, its recipe is fully contained within its name!!
Off panel: Hah hah!
Off panel: BEEP BEEP BEEP
Off panel: Aw crap, MY grilled cheese!!