T-Rex: IT'S 11 AM AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!!

T-Rex: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, calm down! Your productivity isn't tied to your value as a person, and isn't the only metric for measuring how accomplished you are. You're allowed to have a non-productive hour or two!!
T-Rex: COUNTERPOINT: I'VE ALREADY HAD THREE OF THEM SINCE 8AM, AHHHHH

Utahraptor: COUNTERPOINT TWO: I haven't done anything productive in weeks!
T-Rex: WHAT?!

Utahraptor: Yeah man - I've been on vacation. And guess what: it's great! When I do go back to work, I'M going to be energized and focused, while YOU'RE just running around stomping on houses and humans because you're freaking out over "lost" hours!!
T-Rex: OH MY GOD

T-Rex: FIRST: COMPARING YOURSELF FAVOURABLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS CLEARLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERSONAL CRISIS IS A BAD LOOK.
T-Rex: SECOND: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT: I CAN AND SHOULD SPIN ALL THAT STOMPING I DID AS PRODUCTIVITY
T-Rex: THANK YOU UTAHRAPTOR, I AM THUSLY SAVED