T-Rex: When you think about it, it's crazy that we're not all dying from being poisoned all the time. There are so many things that are bad for us!

T-Rex: And we're eating, like, ALL THE TIME.

T-Rex: It doesn't even have to be intentional! You can get food poisoning just by eating some bad fish. Heck, eat the wrong VEGETABLE and you can get poisoned, and vegetables are FAMOUSLY boring things to eat! You'd think we'd all be thrilled each meal, knowing that we're living on the edge and taking our very LIVES in our hands!!

Utahraptor: I mean, our bodies have ways of handling poison, and not all poisoning is FATAL.
T-Rex: What?!

Utahraptor: If you eat something your body doesn't like, it can get rid of that by expelling it as quickly as possible.
T-Rex: You're saying when I get poo trubs, that's not a weak bowel, that's my body REACTING TO AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT?
Utahraptor: Uh -

Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: Friends! In the past I'd say "please excuse me; I need to use the facilities" but now I'll say only this: I have to go because the world has poisoned me, but, as in all other attempts:
T-Rex: IT FAILED, BITCHES