Narrator: PICKUP LINES FOR 2020
T-Rex: Girl is your body the news? Because it is unbelievable!
T-Rex: And such that if I described it to someone a decade ago they would not believe me!!
T-Rex: Girl are you democracies around the world, because when I look at you I can feel my foundations crumbling??
Dromiceiomimus: Girl are you the gig economy, because I feel like you'd start out all fun and flirty before making my life and the lives of my friends measurably worse??
Utahraptor: These aren't very good pickup lines.
T-Rex: I know, I know, I'm working on it!
T-Rex: Girl are you YouTube, because -
Utahraptor: - because I'll like AND subscribe! DONE.
T-Rex: - because you'll be fun until you start queuing up alt-right conspiracy videos after everything I watch.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Girl are you Facebook, because you keep getting caught going through my phone without permission to find out who I've been talking to??
Off panel: No, I'm not Facebook, T-Rex.
Off panel: Though I *am* doing that thing you said; no regrets
