T-Rex: We live in a world where things are constantly changing! You go asleep for eight hours and you wake up and there's a whole new 10 minutes of news to listen to!
T-Rex: Who can keep up, I might ask??
T-Rex: Not I! Therefore, I suggest we all chill out and stop everything from changing for a while. And it won't even be that hard! Just don't create any new friendships, end any old ones, or participate in events or actions that could have a lasting influence on the world. DONE.
Utahraptor: But the butterfly effect means we're always changing the world!
T-Rex: Right. Forgot about that.
Utahraptor: Plus, change is good so long as the world is bad, because it can lead to better things! So I am pro-change unless and until the world becomes perfect, at which point I am anti-change, because then you're changing it away from perfection.
T-Rex: LOVE IT.
Narrator: LATER, THE WORLD BECOMES BRIEFLY PERFECT FOR A FEW SECONDS ON MARCH 22ND 2025:
T-Rex: NOBODY
T-Rex: MOVE
T-Rex: A
T-Rex: MUSCLE
