T-Rex: Adults: you want to be able to achieve your investment goals in the third quarter this fiscal, right? Admit it: yeah you do. It's all you think about.
T-Rex: Adults love third quarter investment goals!
T-Rex: Well GOOD NEWS, adults: I am here with the secret. To achieve your third quarter investment goals, simply -
Dromiceiomimus: - realize that you are all trapped within a capitalist system in which your only choices are to sell your labour or to profit off the labour of others, leaving you complicit in a network of exploitation??
T-Rex: I, uh -
T-Rex: I was gonna say "buy low sell high"
Utahraptor: "Buy low sell high"? THAT'S your investment advice?
T-Rex: It's good advice!
Utahraptor: Not if I'm gonna meet my third quarter investment goals THIS fiscal! I'm in deep, T-Rex! I'm looking at a margin account with an APR of at least 2 points above prime if I'm gonna get anywhere CLOSE to equity!
T-Rex: Okay, OBVIOUSLY I only understood some of those words!!
Narrator: LATER, AFTER MUCH RESEARCH:
T-Rex: I UNDERSTAND MORE OF THE WORDS NOW BUT WISH I DIDN'T; HOW DARE YOU FILL MY BEAUTIFUL MIND WITH THIS
