T-Rex: Seniors: you want hard candy, right? I don't know much about seniors but it's my understanding that you sure do love hard candies! Hah!
T-Rex: ZING ON SENIORS, AM I RIGHT??
God: T-REX YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIES AS A FORMER TEEN YES
T-Rex: That's my number!
God: THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO REALIZE THAT AS MUCH AS YOU ARE A FORMER TEEN
God: YOU ARE ALSO
God: BRACE YOURSELF
God: A FUTURE SENIOR
T-Rex: GASP
T-Rex: I AM gonna be a senior one day!
Utahraptor: I could've told you that!
T-Rex: But - Utahraptor, that means we need to CHANGE society to END pejorative stereotypes about seniors, and we need to do it NOW! When we're old, I need people to think I'm cool, not some punchline for - for kids these days!
Utahraptor: T-REX. YOU JUST SAID "KIDS THESE DAYS". IT'S ALREADY BEGUN.
Narrator: YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: I don't know what I was complaining about: hard candy is delicious. IT'S LITERAL FRIGGIN' CANDY!
T-Rex: CLEARLY it rules
