T-Rex: Everyone loves a riddle! And by that I mean, throughout history there have at least been SOME people who like riddles...
T-Rex: ...and then foist them on the rest of us!
T-Rex: And that means we've got some RIDDLES from thousands and thousands of years ago, including some from ancient Babylon! Are you ready for this, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: READY.
T-Rex: "My knees hasten, my feet do not rest, a shepherd without pity drives me to pasture. What am I?"
Utahraptor: ...No idea, dude.
T-Rex: Me neither!!
T-Rex: And only the riddle survived - not the answer! So GOOD LUCK solving this one, because the best you'll ever get is a shrug and an "I dunno, maybe?". The ancient Babylonians all died and took their answers with them! This, my friend, is one question that will NEVER be solved!!
T-Rex: HOPE YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING TO SLEEP, BECAUSE THIS RIDDLE IS GONNA KEEP YOU UP ALLLLL NI--
Off panel: Oh, I've got it! It's a cyborg operating under an inviolable movement protocol.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...Oh dang it, it totally is
