T-Rex: "I'm sorry, there's only one room left," said the innkeeper to the two men in front of her. "I can only accommodate one of you." The men looked at each other. "I'm willing to share if you are," said the taller one.

Narrator: WHEN SHERLOCK MET WATSON

T-Rex: Inside the room, they introduced themselves. "I enjoy solving mysteries and doing drugs," said Sherlock. "And I stripmine the lives of those around me, thinly fictionalizing them into stories I sell for personal profit", said Watson, "so having a friend who solves mysteries and then does drugs sounds great." Sherlock frowned, muttering that the real mystery was why Watson would say "friends" when they weren't that... YET.

Utahraptor: Finally it was time to go to bed?
T-Rex: FINALLY IT WAS TIME TO GO TO BED.

T-Rex: The two men cuddled together in the single bed. The next day, Watson woke to Sherlock making tea, a small smile on his face. "When you've spent a night together in a very tiny bed," said Sherlock, "whatever remains the next morning, however improbable...".
Utahraptor: "Yes?" said Watson.

T-Rex: "...must be a FRIEND," he concluded with a wink, but Watson was already looking down to his notes. "I can slightly adjust that and make it a catch phrase about detection," he muttered.
T-Rex: THE END, YOU CAN'T PROVE THIS ISN'T CANON