T-Rex: One day, T-Rex, who had the same name as me but was an original character, do not steal, was flexing his excellent pecs and glutes. They rippled in ways that were manly AND attractive.

T-Rex: Everyone agreed that was the case!!

T-Rex: Especially Toby who in grade three told T-Rex that he was a loser and nobody would like him!! Now Toby was crying tears of joy because T-Rex was so great, and they were also mixed with tears of regret for his past mistakes. Toby was having a lot of complicated feelings.
Dromiceiomimus: EUGH.
Dromiceiomimus: MEMOIR.

Utahraptor: Eugh. Worse, FICTIONAL memoir!
T-Rex: NOT QUITE.

T-Rex: This is SPECULATIVE fiction FUTURE memoir. The character of T-Rex in my story also has a hovercar and fights aliens!
Utahraptor: And yet you led with his third grade bullies weeping over pecs? Instead of HOVERFIGHTS with HOVERALIENS?? Gah! This is why reading is for losers!!

Off panel: *record scratch*
Off panel: ...Sorry, I don't actually think reading is for losers, I just wanted to try out my new record scratch sound effect generator.
T-Rex: Yeah, no, I can see that