T-Rex: Robyn was visiting Transylvania when she was invited to spend the night in an isolated castle with a mysterious count. If you guessed the count's name was "Dracula", then guess what?

T-Rex: YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY AND HAVE AT LEAST A PASSING KNOWLEDGE OF VAMPIRE LORE!

T-Rex: Robyn laid down in bed, her neck - full of blood, as always! - completely exposed, when Dracula flew into her room as a bat and transformed into a guy. "I vant to suck your blood", said Dracula. "How did you transform from dude into bat and back again?" said Robyn. "Where is that mass going?" Dracula explained it was vampire powers, that he didn't understand how they worked but it was super easy for him, effortless really.

Utahraptor: And then he tried to bite Robyn?
T-Rex: Not hardly!

T-Rex: Instead, Robyn showed him how turning into a bat and back again in an enclosed container would produce sudden changes in air pressure that - much like an internal combustion engine - could be used to generate electricity. And that would allow him to PURCHASE blood, instead of MURDERING PEOPLE to get it.

T-Rex: Dracula transformed back and forth while watching TV, and the energy powered the town, while also paying for more blood than he could ever want. THE END.
Off panel: I love Robyn.
T-Rex: I love her too, and she's my original character! IS TODAY THE DAY I TRULY LOVE... MYSELF??