my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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March 23rd, 2018: GUESS WHAT I HAVE A NEW BOOK!! It's coming out this September and it's called HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and I really hope you like it!

One year ago today: i saw a dog eat another dog's poop last week and i was like, hmm yes as a writer i can use this

– Ryan

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