God: T-REX IT'S ME GOD
T-Rex: Hey man, what's up?!
God: OH NOT MUCH SAME OLD SAME OLD CAN'T COMPLAIN
T-Rex: Great!
God: SO HEY ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPENING DOWN HERE
T-Rex: Oh, neat! You said "down here", incorporating the metaphor that "up = good" and "down = bad"! This idea holds true even across unrelated cultures, suggesting that it might be something intrinsic to us, and perhaps, one of the few things that everyone has in common no matter where or when they were raised!
God: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO
Utahraptor: Hey man, what's up?
T-Rex: Just discussing metaphors!
T-Rex: The ol' "good is up and bad is down" idea, which we see all over the place in phrases like "boosted my spirits", "peak of health", "fell from grace", "underhanded" and even, arguably, "high quality"!
Utahraptor: Ah. Okay. Well, I'm late for an appointment. Later!
God: T-REX THERE ARE BILLIONS OF SOULS ON EARTH TO CHAT UP AND YET I'M HERE WITH YOU TALKING ABOUT METAPHORS
T-Rex: Does that have you feeling... DOWN??
God: T-REX
God: CAN WE NOT JOKE ABOUT MY FEELINGS PLEASE
