T-Rex: There are still islands HERE ON THIS ISLAND EARTH that don't have names! We may be born too late to name the oceans, the continents, the birds and the naturally occurring elements, but we can still name some friggin' islands!

T-Rex: Some friggin' isolated, unpopular islands!!

Dromiceiomimus: But wouldn't we have to live near these isolated islands in order to have the name mean anything?
T-Rex: Well, I me-
Dromiceiomimus: Like, I could name that tiny house you're about to step on - OR PERHAPS, A FULL-SIZED HOUSE THAT'S FAR AWAY AND ONLY APPEARS SMALL DUE TO PERSPECTIVE - but if nobody ever uses it, it's not like it MATTERS, right?

Utahraptor: Yeah, this is like one of those scammy "name a star" sites!
T-Rex: Listen, what I -

Utahraptor: You know? The ones that take your money to "name" one of the billions of stars, only nobody ever uses those names because it's just some dinky company taking your money, and stars already HAVE unambiguous scientific names??
T-Rex: Okay, wow. Y'all are BANNED from "PALHALLA aka Best Friends Island"!!

T-Rex: ...which I am reliably informed is far up north somewhere and which appears to have a tree or two when I briefly looked at it