T-Rex: We've all had relationships that have gone south. But good news: as a man who has been in SEVERAL different relationships that only EVENTUALLY ended, I am absolutely qualified to answer any and all relationship questions!!
Narrator: T-REX SOLVES YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
T-Rex: Our first letter comes from Wendy, who writes: "Dear T-Rex, sometimes I worry I'm TOO happy in my many successful and mutually satisfying relationships. Any advice? About me being almost TOO happy and satisfied, I mean?"
T-Rex: Wendy: why are you bragging?
Dromiceiomimus: Come on, Wendy. The rest of us have problems here.
Utahraptor: Next letter?
T-Rex: Next letter!
T-Rex: Our next letter comes from Wendy, who writes: "Me again! I've never been dumped: everyone loves me forever and that never changes. No question, just wanted to share!"
Utahraptor: Wendy!!
T-Rex: FRIGGIN' WENDY. Alright, last letter!
T-Rex: "Wendy here: people say your breakups are a chance for personal growth, but I've discovered the best growth comes through deep interpersonal relationships that only get better, and more fulfilling, every day you share them."
T-Rex: WENDY!!
T-Rex: YOU ARE KILLING ME
