T-Rex: Angola Maldives, my cool superspy character, found himself staring down his worst enemy: Brussels Samoa! And guess what?
T-Rex: THESE two guys hated each other due to their fundamentally differing ideologies!
T-Rex: "I wonder if we can ever find a common ground," Angola mused, pointing his gun at Brussels. "Unlikely," Brussels replied, pointing his own gun at Angola, "as it's been my observation that people tend to calcify into their beliefs as they get older." "There are exceptions though," Angola said as he cocked his gun. Brussels nodded. "There are always" - here he cocked his gun too - "exceptions."
Utahraptor: For a long moment, only the snow at Everest's top moved between them.
T-Rex: Yes! YES.
T-Rex: "I can stay up here longer than you can," Brussels smirked. "We're in the death zone, above the line where there's enough oxygen in the air to sustain us. I've got my top secret Everest base to return to. But you... you've only got the oxygen you're carrying, Angola."
T-Rex: As he made his way down Everest, Angola was sad that he lost his target but glad that he got to learn more about mountaineering.