T-Rex: ATTENTION EVERYONE: when I die, please erase everything I ever posted on social media!
T-Rex: THIS IS MY ONLY DYING WISH.
T-Rex: Except for my other dying wish, which'll probably be that I spent less time on social media!
T-Rex: And my OTHER dying wish, which'll be "MAN, I wish I wasn't dying right now".
Dromiceiomimus: Don't forget "I wish I spent more time at the office! That way I could've been more productive and achieved greater professional success".
T-Rex: True! That's an extremely common deathbed regret!
Utahraptor: Not to mention "I wish I'd exercised less and eaten fewer vegetables, since it turns out I died anyway, wtf"
T-Rex: So true!
T-Rex: "I wish my brain could've been copied into a robot body with flamethrower hands".
Utahraptor: "I wish death was reversible but only for good people, like me".
T-Rex: "I wish the new Star Trek movie didn't establish you can beam to Qo'noS, because starships are now superfluous".
T-Rex: "Also, I wish when the badly damaged Enterprise was falling to EARTH HERSELF they explained why nobody planetside tried to beam survivors off, because HELLO, surely EARTH has such resources".
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