T-Rex: Parents! Have you named your offspring yet?? Because if not, good news:
T-Rex: I have some UNSOLICITED OPINIONS about what you should name your offspring!
T-Rex: The sad fact of the matter is, we all spend a lot of time writing our name, and most of us have finite lifetimes. If ONLY we were given names that could be compressed to initials without losing any semantics, am I right? All the ladies named "Hélène" know what I'm talking about!
Dromiceiomimus: "LN"?
T-Rex: PRECISELY.
Utahraptor: Like how every guy named "Petey" has a fuller and objectively better life when he goes by "PT"!
T-Rex: For sure!
T-Rex: Emilys got it pretty good with "MLE" which is impressive because it also stands for "Me? Lady Emily". If you are named "Kate" and not writing it "K8", you are ABSOLUTELY not living up to your innate potential.
Utahraptor: Don't you mean... N8 POTENTIAL??
T-Rex: FRIG, YES, I DID
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T-Rex: Attention, everyone!!
T-Rex: I HATE THIS DAY
