Narrator: HOW TO BUILD A YOU
T-Rex: Building a you is simple, mainly because everything you are runs on simple hardware we call "a weird lump of alive fatty meat", or "brain"!
T-Rex: This (as we all know) stands for "Biological Reasoning And Intelligence Network"!
T-Rex: Now just slap that bad boy into a mobility suit made of meat with an alive skeleton inside it! Scientists call 'em "Biological Organic Domiciles for Intelligent Entities, Seriously", or "bodies". Each enables its "brain" to walk around and interact with its environment, etc, while also providing some protection for the "brain" by raising it off the dirty, dirty ground.
Utahraptor: You mentioned "brains" are made of fatty meat. Are backups to more reliable hardware offered?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: Also there is no consideration for replacements or refunds in the case of design flaws, hardware failures, or software issues.
Utahraptor: So each "you" meets at the intersection of irreplacable and fragile, and there is no recourse.
T-Rex: Don't be sad! Remember our slogan: You Be You!™
T-Rex: IT'S MANDATORY.
