T-Rex: Too many emails?
T-Rex: Not enough sexy Snapchats??
T-Rex: Solve both problems with my email to sexy Snapchat converter!
T-Rex: Our top-of-the-line NLP heuristics can convert ANY email - even the most non-sexy of work emails! - into Snapchat with an enthusiastically consenting naked person in it. Thrill as guideline updates become guideSEXY updates! And live in the joy of knowing that every email you receive can be viewed for only a few seconds before it's deleted forever!
Utahraptor: My friend, this is clearly ideal and has no possible downsides for reading email!
T-Rex: Thank you!
Utahraptor: However - what about answering them?
T-Rex: Dude. IT WORKS BOTH WAYS. You can take a naked selfie and it'll convert that to "Sounds good, let's follow up next week."
Utahraptor: IT'S PERFECT; EMAIL IS SOLVED FOREVER
T-Rex: I don't want to oversell it, but when we can all communicate via naked selfies we will have finally realized the full potential of our species.
Off panel: Motion passes
T-Rex: There can be no further argument
