T-Rex: Let's imagine I'm Batman! I go out and fight crime every night. Then I go to bed and sleep all day!
T-Rex: But then people start wondering why Bruce Wayne seems to spend 24 hours a day in bed!
T-Rex: So I cut back on the crime fighting a little to maintain my Bruce persona. But every time I'm in those WayneCorp meetings it's because I traded away hours of crimefighting! I need to sleep sometimes, and people may DIE tonight because I spent some of my waking hours in a board meeting. How can I ethically DO that? How am I not a monster for doing that instead of saving lives every waking hour I can??
Utahraptor: Well, how ARE you not a monster?
T-Rex: I'm not Batman, dude!
Utahraptor: You could be: Batman's just training and determination. But you're imagining life as him rather than training to be him! And I'M criticizing you instead of training too. We're ALL falling short of being Batman, every second, every day, and that costs lives. We're monsters. We all are. We're history's most average monsters.
Narrator: LET'S HEAR IT FOR EVERYONE
Narrator: IN ONE TIMELINE: BECAME BATMAN
Narrator: IN MOST TIMELINES: INVENTED PUTTING CHIP DIP ON TOAST WHEN THE BUTTER RAN OUT
