T-Rex: With a grin on his horribly twisted face, Professor Death activates his Death Ray, directing its powerful radiation towards the city!!
T-Rex: Which was great, because his eponymous Death Ray increases overall health and wellness!
T-Rex: And as we all know, people's names or what they look like obviously don't determine the kind of person they are. Professor Death was a kind and benevolent inventor, unlike CAPTAIN LIBERTY, a handsome and sexy super-awful villain who kept trying to stymie Professor Death's plans!
Dromiceiomimus: That's just so typical of him. God.
T-Rex: Captain Liberty, give it a rest.
Utahraptor: Friggin' Cap'n Lib.
T-Rex: Anyway, they fight, Liberty ends up hanging off a cliff, Professor Death offers his hand, Captain Liberty refuses and falls to his APPARENT death while shouting "Liberty shall not perish from the Earth!!". The end!
Utahraptor: Or is it??
T-Rex: I'm glad you asked, Utahraptor! It's actually not!! He survived and ended up changing his name to "Racism X. Murderbabies" which made us all feel kinda bad about thinking it was a much more appropriate name!!
