God: T-REX YOUR ASSIGNMENT TODAY IS TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT SADNESS
T-Rex: No problem!
T-Rex: sadness
T-Rex: equals badness!!
T-Rex: Kapow! A perfect jewel of a poem that sums up my feelings about sadness: FRANKLY, I'm not for it.
T-Rex: Sorry haters, but I gotta be me! I honestly don't care for sadness and would prefer, if given the option, to be not sad!!
Utahraptor: Dude, poetry should evoke an emotion. Yours is basically an equation!
T-Rex: HELLO??
T-Rex: I LITERALLY WROTE THE WORD "SADNESS". What could be more evocative of sadness than THE WORD WHICH MEANS THAT EXACT THING?
Utahraptor: I dunno! An alleyway with a puppy shivering in a cardboard box, huddling closer to the unmoving bodies of her brothers and sisters??
T-Rex: Awww!! Dang it dude, why would you make me feel these dumb feelings? Now I gotta go home and silently peer out through a rainy window while I work through this!!
T-Rex: I HAD PLANS TODAY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION
