Narrator: HEY I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU'RE READING OVER MY SHOULDER
T-Rex: What the hell, dude! YES, YOU.

T-Rex: You, the dude reading this comic over someone else's shoulder!!

T-Rex: It's creepy. Get your own computer.
Dromiceiomimus: Or book, if this comic has been collected in book form!
T-Rex: Maybe it's been printed out and stuck onto a fridge!
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: GET YOUR OWN FRIDGE, LOSER!!

Utahraptor: I can't believe he's still reading!
T-Rex: Who does that?
Utahraptor: THIS friggin' guy.

T-Rex: Yeah, this friggin' guy who doesn't know he's ACTUALLY reading over the shoulder of a CRAZED AXE MURDERER, and that this comic's gonna end by telling the axe murderer to go for it.
Utahraptor: Go nuts, axe murderer! This dude wants to be axe murdered so bad!! If he didn't, he'd stop reading riiiiight... now!!

Document: To whom it may concern:
Document: This panel is to affirm that 〚blank〛 (your name) was reading a comic at the time of the murder, and is therefore absolutely not guilty of any crimes you may or may not be investigating.
Signature: Ryan North