T-Rex: One day Peta Parka was bitten by a radioactive mite and gained mite-like powers.
T-Rex: I need not remind everyone that mites are similar BUT LEGALLY DISTINCT from spiders!
T-Rex: She decided to fight crime as Mite-y Woman, but unbeknownst to her Doctor Septo Septavius was working with three mind-controlled robot arms when there was some radiation there too, and that mess got fused to her body. This gave her seven limbs total, so she started on the supply side of crime as Doctor Starfish! Because certain breeds of starfish have seven limbs!
Dromiceiomimus: Ah.
Utahraptor: What amazing, novel, and free-from-the-encumbrances-of-copyright characters!
T-Rex: I KNOW
Utahraptor: But is there any particular reason why someone would want to read about "Peta Parka" and "Doctor Septavius" when they could read ACTUAL comics and get characters that are figuratively and in some cases LITERALLY one better than yours??
T-Rex: YES. And I'll tell you why...
T-Rex: 〚small〛 My characters kiss on each other, like, ALL the time
