Narrator: OH NO YOU HAVE OVERDOSED ON INTERNET
T-Rex: Oh no!

T-Rex: You took too much!!

T-Rex: Let's go over the symptoms: are you kinda angry, but also kinda sad?
Dromiceiomimus: Yep!
T-Rex: And you kinda hate everyone but don't want to talk about it?
Dromiceiomimus: Yep!
T-Rex: And you're bored but also listless?
Dromiceiomimus: YEP!

T-Rex: DEFINITELY an internet overdose.
Utahraptor: What's the cure?

T-Rex: Option one: stop using internet. Option TWO: use more internet to get your baseline tolerance up. With repeated, consistent use, you should be able to sustain up to 18 hours of internet a day!
Utahraptor: Will I still feel the same?
T-Rex: YES. But you'll no longer be able to detect it!!

Narrator: ENJOY, THERE'S NO GOING BACK