Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Our first letter comes from Utahraptor! It reads "Hi Professor! What's the name of the force holding us to the Earth?"

T-Rex: Seriously, Utahraptor? SERIOUSLY?

T-Rex: It's gravity. Gravity is the name of the force holding us to the Earth. Utahraptor, I thought you were, like, a smart dude. I thought you were a dude who knew things, and among the things you knew were "what gravity is", "how big is a cow and how tasty too", and "what is the way to drink a glass of water but not drown this time".

Utahraptor: That letter was sent to the Professor in confidence!
T-Rex: I OPENED HIS MAIL; I ALWAYS DO THAT

Utahraptor: Anyway, I volunteered at a daycare and we helped the kids write letters. If you'll look closely you'll see the letter is not from me, but from Utahraptor And His Rad Friend Timmy.
T-Rex: ...How rad is Timmy?
Utahraptor: Pretty rad.

T-Rex: Hm. And was it you or Timmy who made all the "o"s in "Professor Science" into skulls, the "e"s into snakes, and dotted the "i" with a heart with angry eyebrows?
Off panel: That was all Timmy.
T-Rex: Dude.
T-Rex: YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE ME.