T-Rex: Robyn bought a camera from an eerie second-hand store. When Robyn returned the next day, the store was AN EMPTY LOT, ABANDONED FOR YEARS!! That's right: IT'S A GHOST STORY, BABIES!
T-Rex: AND IT ACTUALLY STARTS A LOT LIKE MY OTHER GHOST STORY STARRING ROBYN, BABIES!!
T-Rex: But THIS time, Robyn sat around the empty lot and waited for the ghostly store to return. When it finally did, she went inside: like she remembered, everything seemed real, if a little old-fashioned. She could touch things, hold things. She could walk upstairs, even though it was all a ghostly illusion. She talked to the storekeeper and half an hour later had bought the place out!
Utahraptor: I thought ghosts only lingered because they had unfinished business?
T-Rex: Yeah, this dude had one!
T-Rex: But once he flipped it that business was finished, so he could bounce. So now Robyn had a ghost building that could manifest and disappear at will, and once she figured out how to coerce it into appearing in different forms, you know what she had? A HOLODECK. She had a friggin' holodeck, Utahraptor. God damn.
T-Rex: Later on I wanted to be her so bad all the time, THE END.
